Pedicabo ego vos

et irrumabo

04 Nov

#you’re the literal best

(Source: somewhereinbrooklyn-)

04 Nov

rudegirlqueer:

How can people not want this man as president?

(Source: andersondevonblaine)

06 Aug srmarybadass: myadamantiumheart: polyjuiced: can we just take a moment to appreciate the obama tumblr using #we will go down with this ship as a tag omfg somewhere deep in the White House there is an intern who is one of us

srmarybadass:

myadamantiumheart:

polyjuiced:

can we just take a moment to appreciate the obama tumblr using #we will go down with this ship as a tag

omfg

somewhere deep in the White House

there is an intern

who is one of us

23 Jun jkimisyellow: minopoke: fuckyeah-captainiron: mayormaynotbecatwoman: meowloki: mamabird-inokoo: uberzers: rachotamer: rynnay: monstrousreg: awesomeflotsam: forgottenbytomorrow: Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict. omg /dies I knew I made the right choice. OBAMA PLEASE USE YOUR PRESIDENTIAL POWERS TO REVIVE PHIL LIKE JESUS omfg i love this man Ladies and Gentlemen, my president. That’s it. I’m moving to the US. I remember reading this when it was first tweeted. It might have ruined part of the movie for me, but it was so worth it. These notes….xD Oh…Oh my god. That reminds me, I need to register to vote for THIS PRESIDENT. oh man. he’s done it again. he’s done the SEXY AGAIN!!!

jkimisyellow:

minopoke:

fuckyeah-captainiron:

mayormaynotbecatwoman:

meowloki:

mamabird-inokoo:

uberzers:

rachotamer:

rynnay:

monstrousreg:

awesomeflotsam:

forgottenbytomorrow:

Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.

omg

/dies

I knew I made the right choice.

OBAMA PLEASE USE YOUR PRESIDENTIAL POWERS TO REVIVE PHIL LIKE JESUS

omfg i love this man

Ladies and Gentlemen, my president.

That’s it. I’m moving to the US.

I remember reading this when it was first tweeted. It might have ruined part of the movie for me, but it was so worth it.

These notes….xD

Oh…Oh my god. That reminds me, I need to register to vote for THIS PRESIDENT.

oh man. he’s done it again. he’s done the SEXY AGAIN!!!

(Source: somethingveryodd)

13 May
Four years ago I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton. Four years later she won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena.

President Obama, White House Correspondent’s Dinner (via missapples22)

(Source: apsies)

11 May

thedukeoflions:

10 May thechronicwanderer: cheesemonkey119: after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast Brobama understands the important things in life.

thechronicwanderer:

cheesemonkey119:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

Brobama understands the important things in life.

05 May

(Source: overitdotcom)

24 Feb

ratherdielaughing:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.