And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying “O Lord bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin and people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats (…) and the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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- joss whedon: why is this character still alive
- joss whedon: it was adam and eve not adam and breathe
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
AWW SWEET BABY
dogs actually respond to the tone of your voice.
the lower and more condecending you sound, the more upset they get
the more higher-pitch, sweeter and softer sounding you are, the more positive they react.
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.
After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.
40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.